INTRO!

In this randomly timed uneducated blog I’m going to put to my non-existent audience a number of conspiracy theories that I have thought of in my twisted insane mind. I’m not going to say that I am serious about these theories, “but” there and again I’m not going to say I’m not serious, if you know what I mean.

I’m going to try to put these theories in some sort of logical order to make them believable, if possible, and see if they make any sense. As per usual I will state that I am writing this blog for a number of reasons, one of which, is that hopefully one of the many people who have been causing me problems will see this and it will give them some sort of false hope, your turn is coming no matter what the consequences to myself.

“ANYWAY”, I digress, these theories will include a number of different subjects and as per usual the order they are put in has no significance whatsoever, I would also like to point out that my opinions are given with the bare minimum of research from a person who doesn’t mind showing an unbelievable level of ignorance!

That being said, here we go!

MOTHER RUSSIA AND HER ALLEGED PUSH FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

Most people of my age will know about the cold war, spies, espionage and the KGB , if you are not of my age and you don’t know about these things, then google it because it will take too long to explain, interesting though and will have some baring on my theory.

“NOW”, if the documentaries and other bits and pieces I’ve seen about Russia have any factual basis, when attacked, they will literally starve and freeze themselves to death to defeat an enemy, they have been at times the masters of deception, almost running our own secret service through traitors like Philby and Burgess and to go with these inter

esting tactics they will blatantly cheat, this comment is in relation to the alleged institutional doping regime they have, they must be aware by now of the regular drug testing and the consequences of being caught, if true they obviously don’t care.

With these attitudes in mind I will now turn the clock back to the apparent collapse of the communist regime in the Soviet Union, which at the time I was sceptical about to say the least, I remember the media circus that followed, as if some sort of victory had been achieved by the western world, and the subsequent bailing out of the fore mentioned failed regime, which, in my opinion, involved some serious gloating from the western world.

Basically, in my opinion we were conned big time, knowing all the facts that preceded this historical event, we have helped fund the revival of Russia in the belief that they were humbled by their apparent and imaginary defeat and would adopt our ways for the greater good. I am sure that the people in control of the “free world” at that time would’ve been aware that Russia was and still is a massive country with a wealth of potential natural resources at its disposal, that potential has now revealed itself as a huge middle finger pointed in our general direction as they’re rebuilding their military strength and look to regain lost territories through force. It also doesn’t help that during this time that thousands upon thousands of Russian nationals have entered various western countries through the front door, including pockets of well-funded military trained criminals who can be a useful diversionary tool while waiting for the final push! I will write it again, the western world was conned and we have potentially funded our own demise which is the sort of irony you find in a Russian drama, using our own politics and money against ourselves, which I’m sure they find highly amusing.

I will now summarise my theory. 1) False collapse of communist regime in soviet union. 2) Media circus covering false collapse, and supposed victory for western world. 3) Gloating at humbled soviet regime. 4) Unaware of potential future result of bailing out failed regime. 5) Bail out failed regime whilst still gloating. 6) After funding new regime, get huge middle finger pointed in our general direction and Russia become worse than when they were the Soviet union. 7) During this time, believing they are no longer a threat, Russian nationals no longer have to use the back door, instead we open the front door letting in thousands (DGWBtBoCS), including pockets of well-funded, armed military trained criminals ready to pounce when the call comes. 8) Irony, we actually paid towards our own demise whilst Russia used our own political system and ethics against us. 9) F@~* WE WERE CONNED.

Unlikely but possible.

NEW LABOUR, AKA THE SCOTS MAFIA (also known as the conservative b team, but as it turned out they became the conservative a team), AND THE ALLEGED UNDERMINING OF BRITISH CULTURE AND ENGLAND.

I would like to point out before I begin this theory that I have nothing against Scotland or Scottish people, indeed without them our great country would not have achieved the high standards that it has set the world, but within any race of people, including religions and other large groups there are always fanatics, and within Scotland there are a group of people who would separate themselves from England at all costs.

At this point I will assume that most people are aware that new Labour had a lot of Scottish ministers in prominent positions, if not, Google it.

I will begin by taking us back to the heady days of 1997, when I think new labour came into power which at the time seemed like a good thing, even the most loyal of Conservative supporters would find it hard to disagree that it was time for a change.

The way I am going to propose my conspiracy will be in a few numbered paragraphs that will highlight some questionable actions and there theoretical consequences, I will propose these actions with very little time frame and in no particular order of importance. just be aware that these events have and may have occurred.

1.) Mass training of IT skills within the British population which can be seen from a positive and negative stand point. No point in ignoring the fact we are in a technological age so you need enough decently trained people to compete worldwide, I understand that. On the negative side training in industry and the building trades fall miles behind and my twisted brain sometimes tells me this was not an accident as it paved the way for the on coming mass migrant invasion, which has definitely had an impact on British and English culture (some positives but mainly negative) plus a massive impact financially (negative).

2). Overspending on technology from dubious sources for government services. Jumping in both feet first, which sort of sums the technological age up in a nut shell, before really understanding the full potential of the sort of problems it could cause, which our friends in my first conspiracy theory would certainly enjoy, (cyber espionage is quite fashionable these days) plus the regime who implemented it could always be in a position to control it. From the outside looking in spending a lot of money on things like the NHS and education is obviously a good thing, unfortunately according to the Conservatives, new Labour over done it with the spending, which is probably true as they are over run with DGWBtBoCS and would happily give everything away until there is nothing left. Unfortunately this has given the conservatives the opportunity, through people like Cameron and Osborne, to run down the NHS through their austerity measures, starting a process that will make ordinary people pay for private health care. Like a lot of other things this is a choice, a choice to make the NHS fail, because the Conservatives don’t like things, that don’t make them money. If we let them they will eventually take the NHS away.

QUESTION: What makes the UK the most civilised country on the face of the planet, without question? A) Because the rest of the world think we all speak like the people off Downton Abbey. B) Because we have the NHS. C.) We have the greatest royal family.

While C is true the answer is obviously B.

3.) QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS. I have felt at times that some of the Scottish new labour members are religious nutters and could have viewed the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan as a bit of a religious crusade. Whatever the reasons it has had damaging consequences for many people in many different ways, this subject will play a part in my next theory. It has obviously had an impact on the UK financially, together with the money market and banking problems, taking cash away from our service’s, hospitals, schools and also leading to a reduction in army numbers, leaving us ill equipt and vulnerable, amongst many other things. To end this paragraph I would like to acknowledge the bravery and fortitude of our armed forces and also the US forces.

4.) Devolution. After causing major disruption and chaos with many questionable decisions and being in position to take over the country’s infrastructure at the push of a button, we reach the main point in their master plan, “DEVOLUTION! “. The introduction of separate parliaments to lay the path for the eventual independence of Scotland and break up of the united kingdom.

Once this is achieved, the Arch Bishop of Scotland, Gordon Brown, crowns Tony Blair as the King of Scotland, after defeating Nicola Sturgen at the second battle of Bannockburn in a vicious power struggle.

Some month’s later, this gives TB a chance to gloat at the aging Queen as he defeats her at Christmas crackers after gate crashing the English Royal family Christmas dinner, provoking a barrage of uncontrollable foul language from Prince Philip, “YOUR NO F@#%!?G KING YOU SCOTS C#@#!”, whilst taking deep breaths from his oxygen tank.

TB responds by saying “GOD WILL BE MY JUDGE “.

I say “MMM!”.

By the way, well said Phil!

This theory obviously fluctuates from the ridiculous to the possible, I will let you decide which is which.

ORGANISED CHAOS, SECURITY STATES, AND WHO IT REALLY SERVES.

I will try to keep this theory as short as possible. This theory revolves around rich, powerful people controlling ordinary people by any means possible to keep themselves in control. Nothing new about this theory, just trying to bang this drum from a slightly different angle.

Baring in mind some of the things I have already written about, deception, poor decision’s that lead to chaotic situations, purposely created chaotic situations, etc, etc, on the surface these things can seem like unconnected random acts, but as life goes on, and I have nothing better to think about it dawns on me sometimes that there might be more of a purposeful order to these shenanigans.

When thinking about this theory, forget about countries, political factions, race, religion, skin colour, gender, think about power, greed, total control through deception and ruthless planned action, think about a group of ruthless people who work out percentage wise how ordinary people will behave under certain circumstances, keeping ordinary people preoccupied and distracted with every day life with things from the mundane to the dangerous, even starting wars, causing many injuries and deaths, whilst profiting greatly from it.

If you think that is a ridiculous statement then think about how many people in the world have access to proper health care, even the US congress stopped Barrack Obama from introducing some form of national health care in the USA, that might tell you what those sort of people think about ordinary people and how much we matter. Think about multi billion pound pharmaceutical companies creating new drugs that can help people and then charging so much that ordinary people can’t afford them. One way of keeping the world’s population down I suppose.

Think about being in a situation where you need decent legal representation and how much that is going to cost you, for many ordinary people this is a choice of the lesser of two evils, get justice and be skint or suck on it and carry on regardless.

If someone is reading this and is thinking or imagining these things then stop because you already live in this world, the conspiracy theory circulates around a single group of people who are manipulating these situations. Speculating about this is pointless but there are definitely people horrible enough to do these things, no doubt about it, if it were true and billions of desperate people realised it, who do you think is going to need that security more than anyone else.

I bet those security contracts are worth a few billion quid as well.

Possible.

CALLING SOMETHING A CONSPIRACY THEORY IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY! 

A pretty much full proof way of dismissing something as insane rubbish, even if it’s not.

Possible.

AND FINALLY! 

I could carry on but I think two thousand words is enough.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 😊.

THE PIG.